What's up, Slayers?! This just in from the deepest, darkest corners of the gaming universe, and you're gonna want to sit down for this one! We're talking about Doom: The Dark Ages, and if you thought your demon-slaying adventures were epic, just WAIT until you hear about its *upcoming DLC*! Forget your standard add-ons, because sources close to the development have spilled the beans: this expansion isn't just big, it's being described as 'basically like a sequel!' That's right! Prepare yourselves for what sounds like a full-blown, gargantuan new chapter in the saga, packed with fresh horrors, more intense action, and enough demon guts to fill an ocean! Get ready to rev up your shield saw, because it sounds like we're getting an ENTIRELY new game disguised as DLC!